In the beginning there was nothing. This was called the Void of Chaos. In the Void there was The Speck and It had always existed and It was so small that It was without dimension. In this Speck existed everything that ever was and would be. And The Speck exploded and It created the universe.
And in this universe a fish on the planet Earth crawled from the ooze. And that fish begat many sons and those begat many more. And one of those sons, after being begat many times, decided that they should name themselves homo sapiens, because they figured if they were wise enough to name themselves then they were a very wise being indeed.
And these homo sapiens began living together and they invented civilizations. And they got hungry and invented farming and irrigation. And some decided that they wanted what others had and invented war. And some thought it would be a good idea to keep a record of all this and invented writing. And some wondered where they came from and where they were going when they died and invented God.
And everything ran its course for a very long time. Civilizations came and civilizations went. New and better Gods defeated old and weaker Gods. Languages came and languages went, and, with them, the writings of once great civilizations went also. And there was always war.
Then one day the Earth decided to fall back into the Sun, and all the civilizations that had existed and the wars that were fought and the writings that recorded all of it were lost, and none of it had ever mattered.
